Toni, 22..the black widow, center of corruption... kaween Cleopatra..follow me only if you want too... No pressure.. Nope.. None at all *Sits and stares at you til u follow*

 

classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

(Source: hotsenator)

aeolian-mode:

authocracy:

kingcheddarxvii:

do u think God ever gets sad like “what do u mean u don’t love urself i worked so hard on u….”

…why is this so uplifting

Most theologically accurate thing I’ve seen on Tumblr

frankensokka:

If you could shapeshift don’t even deny that you would shapeshift into a subtly hotter version of yourself over time

(Source: chibisokka)

cyberbullys:

darrynek:

tall people = the enemy 

can’t even see you hatin from all the way down there

(Source: panerasexual)

i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

(Source: queenbradbury)

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS